Bland Fowtowgrafs
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Skool Pikturs
This fascinating series of photographs was taken of the band as they explored the Fort Scott High School looking for stashes of crack and marajuana. Alex, Derek, and Austin, along with the help of Kyle Wright got stoned out of their minds that day. A truly stunning photo collage.
Othur Kool Pikturs
This is a scary picture of David Letterman, one of Alex's role models.
Austin and Derek search the oven for any crack that may have been hidden there.
The Porch Monkeys heard rumors that marajuana may have been thrown away in this trash can.
After getting stoned, Austin hits Derek over the head on account that Derek claimed he was "the Man of Steel".(Note: Derek wasn't injured. He was so high that he couldn't feel the blows of the drum to his head.)
After a long days work, Derek and Aut share a friendly snort by their lockers. A Kodak moment indeed...
Another picture of the band.
A scary picture of Austin after getting drunk.
The Porch Monkeys are animal lovers. Just to show their love, they let this friendly gopher join in on one of their favorite activities.
The Porch Monkeys are very proper. This is a reminder that is put up at every concert they go to.
The band loves to visit the elderly. Here's an old lady after Derek and Austin showed her the wonders of porn sites.
A while back, Alex had a job at an Arbys location as the guy who does the signs. Sadly he was fired after his second day.